Wanted - Creative Genius

Pondering on my blog's success, or the lack thereof, has led me to believe that hiring a creative genius should propel my blog into the upper echelons of the blogosphere!

The equation is actually quite simple: The blogosphere can be likened to a 400 000 ha farm. This farm stretches across various vegetative regions and is inhabited by millions of sheep.

These sheep know when they've found a good piece of grass, and the herd will usually follow the initial explorers onto the lush patches - gobbling up all the grass that they so cherish.

Luckily this will ensure the survival of the "good-tasting" grass, since its seeds will be returned to the earth accompanied by oodles of growth incentive. The bad tasting grass doesn't get eaten, but it also doesn't propagate.

Creativity is the man-made "manure" that results in "sweet-as" patches...and it is exactly this that we should be rolling in like pot-belly pigs! How do pigs create this lovely environment?

By not holding back!

We have to be prepared to go out on a limb if we want to roll in our own creative efforts. Holding back - for whatsoever reason - will only result in constipation.

Let her rip!

[this equation is riddled with faults, contradictions and inacuracies. The blogger and/or any related parties daren't take any responsibility for injuries, negativity, bowel-related abberations or insomnia that could be in any way construed as being attributed to the reading of this literature]